Character Quotes
Bree
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"Oh yeah - ice cream makes everything better!"
"Mmm...this is great!"
"I...oops - that's really cold!"
"Oh, this is terrible - you must think I'm such a clutz!"
"I just wanted to say thanks, Mike."
"It's really great of you to help me out like this!"
"Ah..."
"This is driving me crazy!"
"What do you think, Mike?"
"You mean this one?"
"Oh yeah, I see it now!"
"Thanks, Mike."
"I'd never have remembered that myself!"
"Of course it's the right way up!"
"Wait...are you..."
"You are - you're looking at my boobs!"
"No wonder you're not helping!"
"Oh, save it, Mike!"
"I can study on my own."
"I don't need help from a dumb pervert like you!"
"Of course you can, Mike."
"Of course you can, Daddy."
"Of course you can, Master."
"And you can call me anytime too!"
"What do you need my number for, Mike?"
"What do you need my number for, Daddy?"
"What do you need my number for, Master?"
"I mean, we live in the same house!"
"Wow..."
"I kind of assumed you already knew!"
"It's Fall 7, so don't you forget!"
"Geez, Mike - how long have we been living together?"
"Geez, Daddy - how long have we been living together?"
"Geez, Master - how long have we been living together?"
"It must have come up a hundred times in conversation already!"
"Maybe you'd know if you ever listened to me!"
"Are you serious?!?"
"I can't drink when I'm pregnant!"
"What are you thinking?!?"
"Ooh..."
"Yeah, that sounds good, Mike."
"Yeah, that sounds good, Daddy."
"Yeah, that sounds good, Master."
"Can you grab me an Irish Coffee?"
"No way, Mike."
"No way, Daddy."
"No way, Master."
"I want to keep to my own pace."
"So I'll decide when I want a drink, okay?"
"Whoa!"
"What was that?!?"
"Mike, was that you?"
"Daddy, was that you?"
"Master, was that you?"
"Ooh, you naughty boy!"
"I should be mad at you."
"But it's kind of hot too!"
"Whoa!"
"What was that?!?"
"Mike, was that you?"
"Daddy, was that you?"
"Master, was that you?"
"Urgh, you animal!"
"Don't treat me like a piece of meat!"
"Oh no..."
"I don't like the sound of that, Mike!"
"I don't like the sound of that, Daddy!"
"I don't like the sound of that, Master!"
"I can't believe it!"
"I can't believe that you're dumping me!"
"Urgh..."
"I knew I shouldn't have done it."
"I should never have got involved with a housemate!"
"Oh yeah, Mike?"
"And how many of your exes are your friends with?"
"Because I don't hang out with mine on a regular basis!"
"And on top of that, we also have to live under the same roof!"
"Yeah, Mike, you keep quiet."
"You've said enough already!"
"Oh, sure thing, Mike!"
"Oh, sure thing, Daddy!"
"Oh, sure thing, Master!"
"I can't believe I didn't think of it myself."
"Okay, it's official that we're official!"
"That sounds good and all, Mike..."
"That sounds good and all, Daddy..."
"That sounds good and all, Master..."
"But I'm really not feeling it."
"Not where it really matters!"'
"Wow...that was pretty weird, Mike!"
"Weird, but in a good way, you know?"
"It kind of made my tummy go all fluttery!"
"Oh no..."
"You didn't just..."
"You did, Mike!"
"You petted me like a dog - which is NOT cool!"
"Oh..."
"Thanks for the offer, Mike."
"That sounds like just what I need right now!"
"Oh..."
"No, Mike, it's okay."
"I get this all the time."
"Marathon gaming sessions, yeah?"
"It'll sort itself out."
"Oh yeah...this was SO the right thing to do!"
"Why did I never think of getting my nipples pierced before?"
"Thanks for putting idea in my head, Mike!"
"Piercing my belly-button - what a no-brainer!"
"Thanks for suggesting I get it done, Mike."
"I love it!"
"Mmm..."
"I can still feel it down there, Mike."
"Like I just had it done!"
"And it feels SO good!"
"Ha...I love this thing!"
"It makes my tongue feel so funny!"
"Thanks for giving me the idea, Mike."
"I always wanted one of these!"
"But I could never pluck up the courage before."
"Thanks for giving me the push I needed, Mike!"
"Huh...that was a massive pile of suck!"
"That movie was SO boring - like nothing happened the whole time we were watching it!"
"Oh...my...god - that was literally like the BEST thing ever!"
Talking
"I love you Daddy."
"I love you Master."
"I love you Mike."
"Will you have the time to fuck your little pet today?"
"I am ugly."
"Jackass."
"What???"
"Thx."
"?"
"LOL!"
"It's very easy to be cynical about love until you've had that instant connection. If you're lucky, it happens once in a lifetime."
"Can't you say something deep and meaningful for once?"
"Okay, that will do."
"What is true love?"
"It's oddly hot."
"It's a little cheesy but I like it."
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"Do you want a happy ending?"
"I know what's in store for me. No one will ever have passion for me."
"People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and getting married and having kids."
"The closest thing I'll ever have to that is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner because they feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone."
"Or if I'm lucky, my male counterpart, an obese man or a guy with a harelip, will invite me to coffee; and we'll pretend to love each other and tie the knot because we're so desperately afraid of growing old alone."
"I need your cock in my mouth Daddy."
"I need your cock in my mouth Master."
"I need your cock in my mouth Mike."
"Pretty please..."
"What do you think about kids?"
"Oh! I know that one!"
"Same thing as a 'quickie', only you do it yourself."
"Can you be more romantic?"
"No, but do tell me when you get the urge, I'll be delighted."
"That's pretty personal Mike..."
"That's pretty personal Daddy..."
"That's pretty personal Master..."
"Keep these kind of questions to yourself..."
"Keep these kind of jokes to yourself please..."
"It's not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back."
"Laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others' company."
"But who am I kidding, I love sex."
"Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable?"
"Barackoli!"
"That's so true, who said that?"
"I love that writer."
"What is Barack Obamas favorite TV show?"
"Game of Drones!"
"How is Barack Obama going to get Republicans to cross party lines and support health care reform?"
"By giving their mistresses free breast implants!"
"Your cum is the most tasty food in the world Daddy."
"Your cum is the most tasty food in the world Master."
"Your cum is the most tasty food in the world Mike."
"Give me some please..."
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch."
"All you need is love."
"But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page."
"To travel is to live."
"It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport."
"Not all those who wander are lost."
"Dare I say yes?"
"Be careful, I could say yes again."
"I don't watch tv that much."
"But I do love watching porn with you."
"You know, I work out a little, a girl has to."
"It's not that easy to keep that hourglass figure you seem to like so much, you weasel man."
"I'll wear whatever you want Daddy."
"I'll wear whatever you want Master."
"I prefer to wear comfortable clothes than fashionable ones."
"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
"I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want."
"I can never train myself in all the skills I want."
"And why do I want?"
"I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life."
"And I am horribly limited."
"I'm a book lover."
"I've probably already fucked a whole library."
"Don't Panic."
"If you really want me to fuck one of your friends I guess I'll do it Daddy."
"If you really want me to fuck one of your friends I guess I'll do it Master."
"Sorry, I have things to do."
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy."
"Yes but, man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."
"Or should I say woman? Because a computer that freezes when it sees boobies is worth nothing."
"Transfer rate?"
"Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin."
"No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed."
"Hey Mike, I discovered this great website to find advices on pregnancy."
"Hey Daddy, I discovered this great website to find advices on pregnancy."
"Hey Master, I discovered this great website to find advices on pregnancy."
"Preger-net"
"You know, I listen to whatever is on the radio..."
"Thank you Mike."
"Thank you Daddy."
"Thank you Master."
Texts
"We got some serious sun happening today."
"That means it's time to break out the bikini!"
"You want to come join me in the pool?"
"You've got to get back here and see this!"
"Seriously, your not going to believe it!"
"You have to see what I unlocked on this game!"
"I just wanted to drop you a line and say hi."
"No particular reason why, I gotta admit."
"I was just thinking about you, that's all!"
"Ah, I'm getting tired of playing on the Z-Box."
"I've beaten this game so many times already!"
"Why don't you come play with me instead?"
"Guess where I am right now."
"I'll give you a clue - I have my swimsuit on and the water's just perfect!"
"Come see if you can find me, yeah?"
"I'm thinking of going shopping for some new outfits later."
"And I was just wondering if you had any advice for what I should get?"
"You like me in stuff that's skimpy and revealing, right?"
"My eyes are tired - I need to quit playing this game!"
"Maybe I'll play with myself instead..."
"Or I could play on your joystick instead?"
"Hey, I'm taking a dip in the pool out back."
"You want to come see what I'm not wearing right now?"
"Maybe even play a fun game under the water?"
"I watched a scary movie and now I'm freaked out!"
"Can I sleep with you in your bed tonight?"
"As a reward, you can do whatever you want to me, okay?"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Of course I did!"
"I'm playing it right now!"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Eww...gross!"
"And don't think I don't know it was you!"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"You do you, but I'll pass."
"I think it's gonna rain anyway."
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Ah, go play with yourself instead!"
"So you want to play with me, huh?"
"I think I like the sound of that!"
"You make me blush :$"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Ah, go play with yourself instead!"
"Eww...stop being such a perv!"
"You can see what I'm wearing anytime - we DO live in the same house!"
"So you want to play with me, huh?"
"I think I like the sound of that!"
"I'm still in my pyjamas right now."
"Well, I mean my panties and a T-shirt - that's all!"
"You make me blush :$"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Ah, go play with yourself instead!"
"Eww...stop being such a perv!"
"You can see what I'm wearing anytime - we DO live in the same house!"
"I think I'd prefer that you were on your own!"
"Somewhere far away from me too!"
"So you want to play with me, huh?"
"I think I like the sound of that!"
"I'm still in my pyjamas right now."
"Well, I mean my panties and a T-shirt - that's all!"
"I know just what you mean!"
"Somewhere Sasha can't walk in on us!"
"You make me blush :$"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Eww...why'd you text me when you're horny?"
"Can't you take care of it yourself?"
"I'm grinding on a JRPG."
"But I'd rather be grinding on your cock!"
"You make me so wet :$"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Eww...why'd you text me when you're horny?"
"Can't you take care of it yourself?"
"All the more reason not to swim when you're around!"
"I'm grinding on a JRPG."
"But I'd rather be grinding on your cock!"
"Well, I'm touching myself right now, between the legs!"
"Doesn't that make you even harder?"
"You make me so wet :$"
"Leave me alone, I was asleep..."
"Eww...why'd you text me when you're horny?"
"Can't you take care of it yourself?"
"All the more reason not to swim when you're around!"
"Yeah, well...it was kind of boring for me, you know?"
"I'm grinding on a JRPG."
"But I'd rather be grinding on your cock!"
"Well, I'm touching myself right now, between the legs!"
"Doesn't that make you even harder?"
"Mmm...stop reminding me!"
"You're making me want to suck it all over again!"
"You make me so wet :$"
Gifts
"It sure is..."
"Thanks Mike."
"Thanks Daddy."
"Thanks Master."
"Happy valentine's day Mike..."
"Happy valentine's day Daddy..."
"Happy valentine's day Master..."
"Happy birthday Mike!"
"Happy birthday Daddy!"
"Happy birthday Master!"
"Merry Christmas Mike."
"Merry Christmas Daddy."
"Merry Christmas Master."
"How sweet, you remembered my birthday !"
"How do you know my birthday?"
"Thanks !"
"Thank you."
"Oh, Mike, is it for me?"
"Oh, Daddy, is it for me?"
"Oh, Master, is it for me?"
"It's so pretty, thank you so much Mike."
"It's so pretty, thank you so much Daddy."
"It's so pretty, thank you so much Master."
"Thanks but no thanks Mike, I would feel very awkward with that..."
"Even worse than being naked..."
"Oh... I.. Is it for me?"
"What the fuck!"
"Oh... it's beautiful. Do you have the key?"
"Can I wear it now?"
"Oh, wow!"
"That's SO sweet of you, Mike!"
"Ooh..."
"Is it a cute t-shirt?"
"Maybe something to wear around the pool?"
"Or...or is it some sexy underwear, huh?!?"
"Oh WOW!"
"I mean really WOW!"
"How in the hell did you know?!?"
"Yeah, yeah..."
"Whatever..."
"Can you give me a hand with this thing?"
"What do you think, Mike?"
"Will you let me be your pet bitch?"
"I may not be a pedigree, but I'm VERY obedient!"
"And you should see some of the tricks I can do for you..."
"Aw...now your puppy's sad!"
"You're going to have to play with her, Mike!"
"And she knows just what kind of games she wants to play too..."
"What in the HELL is that?!?"
"It looks like something a dog should wear!"
"Is this your idea of a joke?!?"
"Are you out of your tiny mind?"
"That's a fucking dog collar!"
"What am I supposed to do with that thing on, huh?"
"Sniff your crotch?"
"Piss and shit in public?!?"
"Do you. Mike?"
"Do you really?"
"Because shit like this makes me wonder!"
"Oh, Mike, is it for me?"
"Oh, Daddy, is it for me?"
"Oh, Master, is it for me?"
"Thank you Mike."
"Thank you Daddy."
"Thank you Master."
"Thanks but no thanks Mike, I would feel very awkward with that..."
"Thanks but no thanks Daddy, I would feel very awkward with that..."
"Thanks but no thanks Master, I would feel very awkward with that..."
"Oh, Mike, is it for me?"
"Thanks but no thanks Mike, I'm not ready to wear this..."